Windows Pattern


the pattern microsoft follows for making their oses.

ie: suck, good, suck, good

windows 3.11 or 3.1 = good, windows 95 = horrible, windows 98 = good, windows 98 se = fail sauce, windows 2000 = good, windows me = epic fail, windows xp = amazing, windows vista = windows me on drugs, windows 7 =best yet.

pretty much everyone who has been buying every other os since windows 95 has been screwed in the -ss. and people like me who have been buying every one since 3.1 have not been screwed at all.

john: i have owned 95, 98 se, me, and vista.

me: so you have owned all the failures of oses?

john:????

me: have all those sucked?

john: yes! omg yes!!

me: i have owned 3.11, 98, 2000, xp, and 7.

john: do they actually work with all your programs and hardware?

me: yes. because microsoft taints every other os they make.

john: why?

me: because they value their original customers like me, who have been buying their stuff since their first successfull os: 3.1

john: oh

me: yep.
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