Windows Phone Addict
someone who is owns a windows phone and spends hours looking at applications and downloads multiple stuff for no reason.
also is someone who constantly changes the desktop layout by removing all the tiles and reputing everything together.
gay guy 1: you changed how the layout is again?!
gay guy 2 who owns a windows phone: yeah, i felt the need to change it…
gay guy 3: not again… i’m pretty sure you’re a windows phone addict…
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