Windows Vista

the five main problems of the windows os combined it one giant acronym.

virues, infections, spyware, trojans, and adware.
hasta la vista, baby!
the newest in a long line of cr-ppy os’s from microsoft. this one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!! they’ll know who you are!
gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the fbi crashed through the door. “d-mn you, windows vista!” he screamed whilst they hauled his -ss to the pokey.
the best selling product that n-body ever wanted.
1:”can i get my new pc without windows vista?”

2:”nope”
the os from h-ll that promises to make your life miserable and wish you can throw your previously fine computer out the window.
my computer is a f-@#$ mess since i changed to windows vista.
the next piece of sh-t from redmond, wa. beta testing is going on now and release is looking at christmas 2006
“hey, dude! i just downloaded windows vista beta 1 and it rocks! every time i try to boot it i get a different error message!”
a totally w-nky piece of software that’s been crammed down people’s throats by forcibly installing it on all new pcs.
shop -ssistant : it has windows vista on it to!
me : b-ll-cks! i don’t want it
sa : but it won’t work without it!
me : will it -rs-! i’m putting linux on it! here, take my vista dvd and coa and gimme my cash back!
sa : erm…..
microsoft’s newest operating system, the successor to windows xp. windows vista takes all the worst features of windows xp, and makes them worse, moves them around to new, hard to find locations, and adds a ton of new features. some of these new features are:

-explorer windows that regularly freeze up
-a proprietary web browser, internet explorer 7, that comes packaged with the system and cannot be uninstalled or deleted.
-400+ mb ram usage right off the bat.
-built-in drm to restrict a users ability to do most anything.
-uac (user account control), a wonderful feature that questions the intelligence of its users by asking if they’re sure they want to do what they’re trying to do, then double-checking that they didn’t accidentally press “yes” when they meant “no.”
-shadow-copy, and other similar hidden processes, that keep hidden backups of your data files to ensure that your privacy is always compromised.
-little backwards-compatibility.
-new versions of old familiar tools that remove all those pesky progress displays and status indicators, so you have no idea whether the program is actually doing anything or not (because that’s none of your business). for example, the new checkdisk and defrag.
-a complete new set of security holes for virusus, adware, trojans, etc to exploit.
-the new “aero” interface, which is incompatible with almost everything non-microsoft.

windows vista is also known as microsoft’s latest attempt to create a product worse than windows me.
bob: “f-cking windows vista!”
joe: “that’s like the 10th time you’ve said that in the last hour!”

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