Windows Warrior


a person, that is rude or aggressive over the internet but not so in real life. the person in question is normally overweight and loves call of duty.
at work:
luke: shane, shut up!
shane: yes sir, sorry sir

over xbox live:
luke: shane, stop moaning
shane: “shut up you r-t-rd il bang you with a cricket bat”
luke: omg, your such a windows warrior

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