Windoze
derogatory internet slang for microsoft windows.
a sh-tty operating system created by a monopoly. commonly used by idiots who are too stupid to rtfm. the only feature that windoze has that linux doesn’t is the bsod, commonly seen by windoze users.
linux is a million times better than windoze
to sleep infront of your computer after the system being down for several seconds.
windows me started lagging, so i windozed off into a land of chocolate and furry hippopotamuses named jeffrey.
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