Windpipe Faggot


a person who likes to pleasure his or herself using obscure objects larger than 5 inches. this normally results in bleeding from the -n-s. examples of these objects include, icepicks, pencils, rulers, candy canes, shovels, night lights, blow dryers, hess trucks, barbie dolls, etc..
exapmle 1:

matt: hey jared guess what
jared: whats up?
joe: jared..matt is gay!
matt: well joes a windpipe f-ggot

example 2:

joe: come on guys we gotta get to work!
matt: work? since when do we do work in this cl-ss you windpipe f-ggot? shut the f-ck up and go shove something up your -sshole
joe: but matt i don’t do that
jared:yes you do your a windpipe f-ggot

example 3:

teacher: so cl-ss how is everyone
matt: joe is a windpipe f-ggot
teacher: i know. joe is a silly little f-ggot. i heard last week `
mett: i heard he toped himself by shoving a guitar hero controller up his -ss.
dana: oh my god i love him!

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