winds of shit


from the trailer park boys: the mysterious winds of sh-t that bring with it only sh-t luck and other sh-t. when you just know that all kinds of sh-t are gonnna happen. the sh-t really hits the fan when the winds of sh-t are blowing. normally, the strongest winds of sh-t can be found in a sh-t hurricane. also, keep an eye out for sh-t hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of sh-t.
lahey: “you know what a sh-t barometer is, bubs?”
bubbles: “…no.”
lahey: “measures the sh-t pressure in the air. you can feel it! listen bubs, hear that? sounds of the whispering winds of sh-t.
…beware, my friend. sh-t winds are a coming.”
when a bad news comes your way, troubles lies ahead.
in it’s literal sense it’s best used to describe the body function or the art of releasing impressive stinks.

listen bubs, sounds of the whispering winds-of-sh-t.
can you hear it? the sh-t clings to the air bubs.

would you mind to bring your winds-of-sh-t to your cube?
(in an office)

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