windshield goggles
when you see someone through the blurry/dirty windshield of your car (or theirs) and think, “i’d tap that,” when in reality, they’re a 2 out of 10.
guy 1: do you see that chick?! i’d nail her right there on the sidewalk.
guy 2: you’re wearing your windshield goggles, bro. roll down your window and look.
guy 1: -horrified-
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