Windsor Handshake


a windsor handshake is the act of one male manually stimulating another male’s p-n-s with his hand or hands. to “windsor” someone is to stroke there p-n-s until they -j-c-l-t-. a proper winsdor handshake is completed when two males mutually maturbate each other.
why not just give him a windsor handshake?

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