Windward
a west los angeles private school at which students are often smart & rich. unfortunately for other local schools like archer, harvard westlake, brentwood, crossroads, and, oakwood, students at windward tend to be better than everyone at nearly everything. a typical “windward boy” will have 6pack abs, be somewhat metros-xual, and, be incredibly friendly. a “windward girl” is usually nice, but, can most likely be found with a blackberry in one hand and a starbucks in the other.
girl 1: hey do you go to windward?
girl 2: no, why?
girl 1: nothing, i thought i recognized you from starbucks
windward boy 1: hey bro, after school, wanna go on a run around the park so we can take off our shirts and “accidentally” show our abs to the group of girls by the locker room?
windward boy 2: defiantly, let me just go put my cardigan in my locker and do a few more good deeds.
an elite los angeles school wherein you will find extremely intelligent individuals who reign supreme in pretty much everything they do. however, they tend to be quite sn-bby due to their extreme wealth.
hey you know him?
yeah he went to windward.
oh, now wonder he’s going to harvard with his ferrari.
something that is full of rich -ssholes who get their 16 year old kids brand new infiniti’s or ferraris or bmws. most of the kids are just plain ugly as well. many are wastes of sp-ce.
“you know that guy who just bought a hummer and a yacht?”
“yeah, what about him?”
“he went to windward”
“oh. how interesting”
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