farting into another persons’ *sshole
my girlfriend was giving me a m*ssage and she pulled a windy sewer
a small bird found in north america that summers in conifer forests and winters in backyards. there are variations of it, but the eastern us birders are sad to only get one f*ck*ng variation: the slate colored. the variations are oregon, gray-headed, pink-sided, white-winged, and slate-colored. a slate-colored junco was foraging on the ground.
- baboon lips
when a male or female has their pants pulled up so tight, you can see their corn hole outline through their clothes. ex. did you see the baboon lips on kelly, it gave me the stink eye.
giving a 6 pack of corona’s as a condolence gesture, then playing the “pitbull – fireball” song right after. “i’m sorry you lost your job dude, my coronances” while you hand them a 6 pack of corona’s and play the “pitbull – fireball” song.
- base dumping
when someone takes a p**p or a “dump” off of a really tall building. person 1: let’s do something fun. person 2: like what? person 1: how about we go base dumping