windy shrimp


when a female breaks wind on a males genitalia.
that lady just farted on my c-ck! i can’t believe that she just did a windy shrimp on me, the m-ssive tw-t!
where a person goes to kiss another person, but instead of any application of the tongue they blow in their mouth instead.
“dude, that queen of bagels there went in as if she were gonna slip me the tongue, ya know?”

“yeah man?”

“instead, that phreaky chick gives me the windy shrimp!”

“no way!”

“yes way! she totally blew in my mouth!”

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