Wine and Cheese Party


when you pour a box of wine into a v-g-n- w/ a yeast infection and she quirts it back into your mouth.
i want to try a wine and cheese party w/ my gf, but i don’t wanna stain the carpet in the back of my van.
what do you call a room half full of women with pms and half with yeast infections?
… a wine and cheese party
see the above joke for the defination of wine and cheese party

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