wine-belly


a delicate fold of flab protuding from under a top, hanging gently over the waistband of jeans like some kind of skin souffle; female counterpart to the beer belly, often seen on mid to late twentysomething singles who are losing both their looks, their self-respect and – gradually – the will to live…
bridget: “jesus i really need to shed this wine-belly if i ever want to get laid again”
magda: “try not downing two bottles of whatever the co-op have on special of a weekday evening…”
bridget: “b-tch…” (m-ffled sobbing)

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