Wine Cap


similar to a night cap but with wine, usually moms or women. the wine helps them relax and unwind from their chaotic day, and prevents them from going full psycho b-tch on their spouse or man friend because of a build up of resentment.
neighbor friend 1: hey jess want to have a wine cap on the porch?
neighbor friend 2: yeah, ill be down in a minute, i’m gonna need a bottle cap after the day i’ve had, i almost lost my sh-t on him.

neighbor friend 1: oh, know what did he say/do?

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