Wine Douche


another member of the obnoxious douche family that happens to be a wine sn-b who thinks status is judged by drink choices alone. this -sshole puts themselves at a higher status than guys drinking 16-ounce pbrs out of a can. in reality, this preppy wine douche with the argyle socks will be the one who goes home and m-st-rb-t-s himself to sleep while the beer slugging dude gets a great bl-wj-b from the hottest chick at the party. many -ssholettes also fall into this category.
who the f-ck is that wine douche with the argyle socks that’s contaminating this keg party with a bottle of cote de nuits, france?

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