wine flu
what you get when you wake up sick in the morning, paranoid that you may have somehow contracted swine flu, although your condition is actually just a hangover from drinking too much wine, beer, or liquor the night before
you: “oh, man, i’m not feeling very good. i hope i haven’t gotten swine flu.”
friend: “shut up, dude. you drank a ton last night. it’s just wine flu. calm down.”
a hangover
steve’s off sick today with a bad case of wine flu after last night’s extended revelry
symptoms -ssociated with excessive indulgence in alcohol, used euphemistically, in the year (2009) when swine flu was the pandemic of record.
thanks to the christmas party, i’ve been laid up in bed all day with a terrible bout of wine flu.
illness caused by consuming too much wine or other alchoholic beverages
i saw michael at the bar last night and he was way overserved. called in sick today, probably has wine flu.
a term basically implying a hangover, but spoofing the media-hogging swine flu.
“i have a headache. i must have wine flu”
symptoms may include dry mouth, upset stomach, dry heaves, severe headache, and shaking. not contagious. often occurs on monday morning after weekend paryting causing victim to stay home.
after bob’s barbeque on sunday, 4 of us were out on monday morning with the wine flu.
sickening feeling the day after the night of heavy wine drinking
dude, sorry i can’t make it to the game today; i have contracted wineflu, after the endless bottles of wines they were pouring at the party last night!!
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