Wine Math


wine math is when you split a bottle of wine and the other person drinks more of it than you, then -ssumes that you are as tipsy as them.

the more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.
my girlfriend and i split a bottle of wine, i only had half a gl-ss and she had the rest so she -ssumed i was too drunk to drive. she cannot so “wine math”!!!

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