Wine Monday
the one official day of the week dedicated to drinking wine. after all, there is tequila tuesday, weed wednesday, thirsty thursday, f-cked up friday, and sh-t faced sat-rday and sunday. monday needs love too! we all know that monday is the one hated day of the week, so why not make it a fun day as well because we all know no one is raging on monday (unless you alcoholics out there are being sneaky (;), so let’s get casually f-cked up. plus, wine in moderation is good for you and can prevent heart diseases, trader joe’s sells two buck chuck, and fancy wine gl-sses are seriously the best. nomsssss
bob: aw f-ck dude, it’s sunday i have work at eight tomorrow.
joe: is coooool, tomorrow’s wine monday!
bob: woooooo can’t wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
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