wine O’clock
a time for wine, often around early evening (5pm-ish). it is similar to “beer o’clock” in that it can be anytime a wine appreciator (read: “wino”) feels that some good vino might just hit the spot
man, today was a long day—it’s definitely wine o’clock now.
anytime during the day when a wine is most definitely in order.
” mmmm, i think its wineo’clock!”
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