Wine Shits
extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. wine sh-ts are known for their extremely rancid, stench and sh-t vapors bouquet. the remnant smell of wine sh-ts is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on monday mornings after the office’s resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.
no one wanted to use the men’s restroom on monday morning. ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the wine sh-ts from his weekend wine bender.
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