wine-up


almost like a prenuptial agreement, but involving alcohol. when someone comes to a party and the host makes them “sign and agreement” which states the host is not liable for any damages inflicted upon the party-goer or the hosts property while the party-goer is under the influence.
“hey! nice party!”

“thanks, dude. but after last time, when you trashed my place and broke your arm, i need you to sign a wine-up before you come in.”
a mixture of 7-up and cheap wine, as inspired by the quality of the kat deluna song “whine up.”
i need some wine-up to go with this awesome music.

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