winese


similar to wapanese, but this person thinks he or she is chinese.

symptons are:

1. storing weapons in your closet, owning a sword, and/or taking martial arts cl-sses

2. playing dynasty warrios way too much

3. wearing shirts with random chinese symbols

4. can be dangerous when they think they know what they’re doing with the weapons
that winese almost smacked me with his comas!
footnotes:

the winese may also express interest in j-panese culture similar to the way the wapanese do. they claim to know how to use chopsticks and deny that sushi is horrible in taste. they also will correct your pr-nounciation of chinese names and/or things, although their pr-nounciation changes every time.
winese: “it’s pr-nouned lu-eo bay.”

innocent person: “lu-eo bay?”

winese: “no, lew-a-ho bwey.”

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