Winficism


the loosely based religion in which followers base their life, actions, and beliefs around the teachings of oprah gail winfrey

“i watch oprah religiously.”
– tammy, 39, florida, us
“i have been a loyal pract-tioner of winficism since i was 20 years old. it has changed my life for the better. weiner?”
– robert, 21, ohio, us

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