Wing Chi
this scottish highland/tibetan himalayan martial art was first discovered by the famous matt mcarthur, who realised that screaming ‘wing chi’ at the top of your voice, while being aggravated by an opponent, would release unnatural super human strength and health to overcome any obstacle. however, 21st century practices of the martial art have been mostly ineffective and resulted in casualties…
martial artist: “wing chi!!”
opponent: ‘dead’
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