Wingering
the act of mistakenly finger-banging a chick, after consuming extremely hot chicken wings.
everything was going great when she went apesh-t and ran to the bathroom. i forgot about the hot wings i had earlier… guess she didn’t enjoy the wingering!
definition 1: hooking up with a female way too young for a man’s age; as referenced in the 1980’s song by winger, “seventeen”
lyrics: “daddy says she’s too young, but she’s old enough for me…”
definition 2: a disgusting old man fetish
bruce willis and emma heming
harrison ford and calista flockhart
billy joel and katie lee
dude: “hey dad, you can’t just ask my ex-girlfriend to dinner, that’s wrong!”
dad: “son, i’m just winger-ing for a while until your mom decides to come home”
dude: “d-mn that’s gross….”
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