wingle

a contraction of wingman and mingle. when you need to mingle at an event, but can’t handle doing it alone. you find a wingman or winglady and mingle as a pair.
thanks for being the first person to talk to me at this event. although you are boring, you make a good social crutch. shall we wingle?
silly directionless bouncy energy, often related to fridays, and too much caffeine. best used for spinning around and around on your chair saying weeee! also very good for annoying co workers.
i am so full of wingle today
verb. a contraction of giggle and wince. for those moments when one’s first reaction is to laugh, but the sobering truth overrides the momentary reaction of amus-m-nt.
i wingled at a recent facebook post that said “halliburton: using your taxes to rebuild the stuff your taxes paid to blow up.”
wingle is a word used to fill in any gaps within a sentence. or wingle can be used to spice up any sentence, it may not make sense but its the fact that wingle kicks -rs-.
-i like to wingle.
-wingle’in good fun
-how the wingle are you?
-i smell wingle
-shut your wingle hole
a mans pee pee spot; p-n-s; c-ck
mom: katie stop running around!

katie:stop yelling at me or i will tell
grandma you were kissing daddys wingle!!
when the tip of a man’s p-n-s gets a tingling sensation causing him to pinch the tip instead of scratching it.
abraham pinched his weenie and yelled ” i got another wingle”