Wingman Code of Honor

the code that shows how to be a good wingman.

rule #1
an good wingman only takes one girl to save the rest for his partner/partners.
rule #2
a good wingman will help out his partner any time he needs.
rule #3
a wingman will always follow the sacred code bro’s before hoes.
rule #4
if said partner needs to dip the wingman must follow rule above.
rule #5
never ever goes for seconds unless absolutely sure it will not come back to haunt him, partner has the right to deck his partner if he knows he doesnt have a chance of getting out alive.
and finally rule #6
its always nice to have a booty call if things go for the worst.
rule #1

guy1 “bro your lucky im following the wingman code of honor and only taking one.”
guy 2″no sh-t your not takin 2.”
rule #2
guy 1 “your dude i am going to say all this good sh-t about you better remember this.”
guy 2″ when we get home ill see how we can hook u up with.”
rule #3

guy 1 “wtf man why the h-ll did u ditch us to chill with amy bro’s before hoes dude not cool.”
guy 2 “sorry idk wut came over me.”
rule #4
guy 1 “dude we need to dip bad i just royally f-cked up.”
guy 2 “alright man wtf are we waiting for.”
rule #5
guy 1 “man i m going back in there.”
guy 2 -punchs guy 1 in the face for such a stupid thought cause he just tapped his boss-“the f-ck you are.”

rule #6
guy 1″dude it sh-t isnt going right with april.”
guy 2″dont u still have ur booty call ashley hit that up.”
guy 1″oh sh-t thats right ill call her now thanks bro.”
guy 2″thats why im here.”