Wingman

wingman
a wingman is a guy you bring along with you on singles
outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women.

typically in these ways :
• the wingman will always be there to “occupy” least
attractive girl of the pair so that you may engage in the “hotty”
• often, when an attractive girl is out with an ugly friend, she often feels restricted to not leave that ugly friend alone, thus making the hot girl, un-touchable.
• when the wingman technique is used, both girls are
approached by the men, and the wingman automatically
engages in conversation with the ugly girl.
• now that the hot friend sees that the ugly girl has finally found a man, she is now free to start scouting.
• this is where you come in “unexpectidly” and “accidentaly”, and begin catching up on “old times” with the wingman.
• the wingman then offers the ugly girl to dance, (which
rarley happens to her) so she wont be able to resist.

two situations may arise:
1.) she tells her hot friend to come along, in which you
automatically must be invited, since you know the
wingman, and have already been introduced to the hotty.
2.) they go dance, leaving you and the hotty in for
some solid face time.
• at the end of the night, after you have worked your
magic, the wingman, and only the wingman, offers
the girls to comeback to his place for a little ‘after party’.
• once everyone arrives, the wingman “occupies” the
ugly girl in another room, leaving yourself and the
sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can bang her, bang her like a drum….

important note: keep in mind that a wingman
should never be too inexperienced or he will hold
you back…the wingman should always be of equal
or greater knowledge then you.

learning and practiceing the wingman support system
is an unbelievable -sset if done right. your wingman is
an invaluable -ssistant for you so don’t underestimate
the value of finding a wingman that can work with you.
“hey buddy, are you gonna be my wingman tonight?”
“i need a wingman, asap!”

“if you need a wingman, i’m here for you buddy”
1. a friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a c-ckblocker

orig. us air force n. a pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.
aight man, i’ll be wingman this time, but you owe me big time.
your buddy who will talk to the ugly chick so you can bang her hot friend
i wouldn’t have gotten laid if it werent for my wing man
a wingman is a buddy that takes care of the ugly fat friend who is always standing two feet next to the hot chick you want to get with. the wingman is also responsible for going along with any lies you may tell during the evening. if you say you are from italy and are just visiting for the weekend your wingman is forced to back up that story and any other lies you tell the hot chick.
rocco was my wingman last night. he occupied that hot chicks ugly fat friend so i could go in for the kill. rocco is truly a “wingman”.
taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream

song: wingman – coors light
this chick’s rockin’ your bro on the dance floor, but she towing an anchor, a junior investment banker… she’s talken about her self and not much more, wohh ohhh, so buy her a beer.. that’s the reason your here… mighty wingman
your taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream…
dylan and bryant took one for the team, so our friend joe could get some…
when a guy goes to try to get at a girl one of the biggest obstacles to her getting some is her friends. knowing this men have learned to fight fire with fire. the wing man comes along on a date if the girl insists to bring her friend(s). the wing man’s whole purpose in being there is to make sure his boy gets some action by dealing with the girls ugly friends or her friends who insist on her not hooking up that night.

a wingman is a good man and should be respected as such.
guy 1: yo im trying to get at suzanne but she insist on bring her ugly b-tchy -ss friends…be my wing man tonite and i got u next time
guy 2: i got u man i swear tho…im not touching any fat chix…
guy 1: good looks my dude…i owe u one
guy 2: d-mn strait
1) the partner of the gunner (the main guy)
2) wing man and gunner’s objectives: get laid whenever and where-ever at any cost.
3) second in command to the gunner
4) a wing man helps the gunner get laid
5) the duties of the gunner and wing man are to get laid as often as possible.
6) the gunner gets laid more often.
7) gunner and wing man positions are interchangeable.
8) wing man will do anything in his power to achieve thier objectives.
my friend acts as a wing man everytime we go to clubs. he takes care of the fugly friend or the fat chick while i get the hot chick.

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