wingster
a hipster wingman. when you are meeting a couple of girls and and one of them has a hipster friend and so you need hipster friend to keep her occupied so you can talk to the other one.
clement (in a french accent) ” i made plans to meet this girl who i met on b-mble and her friend at this new bar in williamsburg. alex, come with me, her friend is a hipster who i can’t seem to carry on a normal conversation with. keep her busy so i am can talk with the b-mble girl”
alex “sure, i’ll be your wingster, let me just grab my beard oil and gl-sses”
clem “oui, sounds good.”
alex “one question, does she have a photo of her wearing cat ears?”
clem “oui, just one.”
alex “i’m in!”
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