Winking Snorlax
the s-xual act of having a morbidly obese asian woman spread apart her -ss cheeks and rap them around your face, having the -ss engulf your entire head. the fat asain woman then proceeds to rip -ss all over the person’s face.
it is best to having the woman eat lots of beans and spicy foods before performing this procedure. and the woman must be obese & asian, or else it just defeats the entire purpose.
stefan – “dude, when i traveled to china i had a fat asian hooker give me the best winking snorlax of my life!”
terry – “swag”
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