winnerpeg
a mentally r-t-rded or crazy person, especially one given to making wild religious claims and/or demonstrating s-xual depravity.
the guy in the back pew at my church is a real winnerpeg. he touched timmy on his pee-pee in sunday school.
canadian, religious nutjob. generally considered to be a pedophile, with a diaper fetish.
winnerpeg was spotted wearing a diaper outside of the pre-school, spouting scripture.
lonely, insecure, delusional loser who calls himself a saint and sucks his own tiny c-ck.
that winnerpeg does nothing but eat spam, suck his own c-ck, and sneak into people’s offices late at night.
canadian slang for mentally r-t-rded, dirt-poor virgin over the age of 30. typically distinguished by receding hairline, dead-end job (ie telemarketing), and hatred and fear of females. winnerpegs are known to be driven to psychotic religious fanaticism as a form of escapism from their sorry lot in life. favorite winnerpeg hobbies include autof-ll-t– and trolling kiddy fun parks.
this winnerpeg needs to get a life. he sneaks into his workplace in the wee hours of the morning to use the computer and suck his own tiny, shriveled d-ck.
v. tr. claiming victory in undeniable defeat. refusal to acknowledge overwhelming evidence when it differs from a preconceived idiocy.
i can’t believe george bush winnerpegged the 2000 election.
the wisest person to ever live on the face of this earth (other than g-d jesus and king solomon 😉
winnerpeg is the source for all wisdom (if you’re too lazy to go to the bible).
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