Winners Monday


the act of going out heavily drinking with the mindset of getting completely and utterly f-ckbunnied on a monday night.
tarquin – “hey julian, do you fancy coming over mine tonight for a dry hump?”

julian – “hey tarquin, f-ck you buddy! – why don’t you go f-ck your own -ss, i’m going out for winners monday!”

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