Wino Hat


a: a bad haircut you get from a b-m.

b: a sock cap with vomit in it. like a yarmulke but less kosher.

c: an everyday wearable colander.

no matter the definition, all are owned by an american urban legend in the blues world known only as honest drangle.
definition 1

man 1: “bro your hair looks awful what happened?”
man 2: “i got a wino hat for 3 bucks. cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!”

definition 2

mom: “merry christmas! santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!”
tiny tim tebow: “oh joy! this is much better than a regular sock cap! g-d bless us, everyone!”

definiton 3

“man i have this pan full of spaghetti but there’s all this hot water in the pan too! if only i had a wino hat so i would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!”

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