winston churchill

the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, hitler-dominating bad-ss! the man who saved britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible b-gg-ry. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.
the scene: a dinner party.
-winston c farts loudly-
aggrieved gent: “how dare you p-ss wind in front of my wife!”
winst: “i’m sorry, i didn’t know it was her turn.”
in my opinion, he was the greatest prime minister england ever had. he was responsible for the deaths at gallipoli but he helped england through some its toughest times, i beleive he won world war iifor england. he forged bonds which help today with many countries such as the usa. he also got a n-bel peace prize for literature and many other prestigous awards.
winston churchill was a kick-ss prime minister
the right hon. sir winston churchill.

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(v). the practice of having alcohol in one’s system the entire day, from waking up till bedtime, not a completely hammered level of alcohol, but just enough to make you a wisecracking, world-war-two winning briton.
“guys, this sat-rday we’re gonna winston churchill it starting 9 am.”
british leader during wwii, tried covering up for neville chamberlain, who f-cked up so bad it wasn’t funny, then, but now it’s f-cking hilerious
“would you like some tea?”
“i would, cuz i’m winston churchill”
“would you like some crumpets?”
“i would, cuz i’m winston churchill”

peter griffin
when a republican yuppie calls the local press to observe and report on a session of auto-erotic asphyxiation with a paisley tie -the subject of which speaks of “important, meaty things” while pleasuring himself. known to occur in well-appointed mahogany-paneled law firm offices in major midwestern u.s. cities.
andy called up the star tribune to let them know he was going to call a meeting of the winston churchill society.
after having s-x with whomever, that person starts labeling everything.
“so are we,like, dating?”
“don’t winston churchill me”