winston


can be a sweet heart when its just you and him, but when hes around a bunch of other people he can be a complete -sshole. hes charming, s-xy, has a nice body, can almost have any girl he wants, amazing at f-cking. can be a total bad -ss when he wants to be..or at least he thinks he’s a bad -ss.
krystal:”d-mn look at that fine -ss winston over there!”

jen:”isnt he an -sshole to you though?”

krystal:”only when hes around a lot of other people..”
any being that is filled with win and can perform insta-wins at any given moment.
jack:dude what do you think i should say before i die.
john:resp-wn in 10 9 8 7 6 5…
jack:wow your a total winston
a duck. the most awesome duck known to man-kind.
“dude, i saw winston yesterday!”
“holy flying horses! i gotta get that duck’s autograph!”
(verb) to ask a ridiculously inappropriate/ blatantly obvious question at the most random time.

or

to make an obvious point when it is totally unnecessary.
teacher: “do we have any little questions to raise?”
(to winston)
student: “define…little”

“what type of food does a dog eat?”
(to winston)
“dog…now thats a very vague term…define dog”

“sh-t! we still haven’t done freshfields”
the name given to a small and cute p-n-s!
“what a cute little winston you have!”
the male reproductive organ; the p-n-s.
steve’s eyes widened as the man’s winston overtook him.
the winstons, also known as alcoholism, is a strong dependency on alcoholic beverages. it is mainly used to describe a raging alcoholic who still manages to keep his life in order and possibly even save england from hitler.
“larry’s got a bad case of the winstons… that guy was totally drunk when he presented his doctoral dissertation.”

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