when you -j-c-l-t- in a girl’s nose and she sneezes it out
we came inside from the cold and i gave her a winter breeze.
a big hairy toe that annoys everyone and destroys everythin in his path he is such a gulam
- john cenad
when a girl thinks she is sleeping by herself, but you penetrate her our of nowhere girl: “i can feel my b-tthole tearing. did i just get john cenad?” boy: “you can’t see this”
the opposite of existential, to never have existed in the first place resistentially, they never would have met.
- same to you kid
a way to express excruciating anger to an acquaintance of the adolescent age you’re an idiot, so same to you kid.
when you get fondled and felt up by your uncle at a family holiday gathering. very common after a few beers and pie is served at thanksgiving. but any holiday works for uncle knuckles hey girl. what’s with the creeped out look? not having a good holiday? oh i’m ok. i just got huncled under […]