Wipe to Confirm


the act of wiping your b-tt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of cr-p. used to reaffirm the suspicion that you’ve finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

derived from the phrase, “swipe to confirm”
john: man, my -ss is itchy…
dale: you sure you wiped properly, bro?
john: nah i was in a rush man, didn’t have time to check
dale: dayum! that’s nasty! i always check properly before i leave… wipe to confirm, wipe to confirm, man

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