wipe trauma
temporary pain and/or discomfort which occurs in and around the -n-s from wiping one’s b-tt to hard and/or deep.
mother of 3-year old child: “why is benny screaming?”
father of 3-year old child: “he says his b-tt hurts – i think i wiped him too hard and caused some wipe trauma.”
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