WIRE SPIDER
the wire spider is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your -n-l area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc… where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! ouch!!
friend seen clenching, b-ttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. with a very pained facial expression. “whats the matter my friend?” you ask. “im having a wire spider attack, mate” he replies, you leave, discreetly. chuckling, as you go…
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