wired-to-the-tits


an adjective indicating an extreme degree of inebriation beyond safety, reason and/or consciousness.
jose contreras: daamn, i was wired-to-the-t-ts drunk last night.
bruce lee: no sh-t, you were hitting on motherf-cking livestock by the end of the night.

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