wireless tree


a wireless cellular or data tower camouflaged to look like a tree. such is made under the -ssumption that an obviously fake 250 foot steel and fibergl-ss tree with a strobe on top of it is less objectionable within a community than a tower.
the town council meeting was loaded with soccer moms who were outraged at both their sh-tty cellular service and the company’s plan to put in a tower to fix the service. they all went away happy when the company said they’d install a wireless tree instead.

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