Wisco Zambo


short for wisconsin zamboni, this act first requires any person performing to grow/acquire a moustache, a beautiful woman and inclement weather.
the task: take said moustache into at least a windchill of -20f until it frosts over nicely. second, have the beautiful woman lay naked somewhere close to your front door (i.e. bear skin rug by a fireplace). finally, once moustache is sufficiently frozen proceed inside quickly, dive into her v-g-n-l orifice, moustache first, and proceed to eat her out. if she melts all frozen substance off the moustache you will have performed a wisco zambo.
john “we were chillin’ by the fireplace and i went outside to get a brewski, next thing you know i was giving her the wisco zambo!”

stu “i wish i could grow a moustache!”

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