wisconsin car crash



a s*xual act where a female and a male strap themselves to the front of a car and proceed to drive full speed and each other. meanwhile the male masurbates and attempts to *j*c*l*t* as soon as the cars collide forcing the males p*n*s straight into the females throat.
1
jake: dude i totally did the wisconsin car crash with jenny last night
john: did you time it right?
jake: no, i came one second too early

2
tod:why is jenny in wheel chair?
ron: dude we totally did the wisconsin car crash last night

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