take a funnel. shove it in someones -ss. pour a gallon of milk in. remove the funnel. and eat it. -starfishsan
last night i gave my girl a wisconsin cookies and cream.
something like a faj(v-g-n-) guy: did you see her hipslanker? guy2: yeah it’s all over the internet it looks like moldy cheese
the act of saying something without reason for a frivolous reaction; general statements made to cause confusion when determining the actual intent; an inconsiderate statement to bring confusion. trumpocity is the act of having no reality to the actual outcome like “no, a fence in some places will be enough, instead of a wall”. walls, […]
- pepto bismopolitan
pepto bismol and jim bean or any other whiskey type spirit, as enjoyed in the 1992 remake cape fear of the similarly t-tled 1962 movie. or more recently during a dave chapelle hosted episode of snl the two liquids, due to not being similar in thickness, won’t mix therefor leaving them separate on top of […]
al•sheen•eat•ed•wa•sum verb the act of not being able to finish a sentence i was telling teddy a story when i alsheeneatedwasumed!
- b*ssie turt
a demonic turtle with amazing hair. there’s a b-ssie turt in my yard