Wisconsin Mudslide
before treating your woman to a routine back m-ssage, fill the evening with cheap wisconsin ale. while she is lying face down position yourself flat footed over her spine, pull your pants down and blast her spine telling her its m-ssage oil. phase 2: reposition yourself near the back of the room and get a running start, slide head first across her back like pete rose…
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i just had to try that wisconsin mudslide last night, and boy it was grrrrrrrreat…
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