wisdom teeth
a way for dentists to get you to stop smoking for a week
dude: hey man wanna go smoke a bowl?
guy: no man i cant i just got my wisdom teeth out
proof of evolution.
if g-d created humans, then why did he create something so useless as wisdom teeth?
a way for dentists to make a sh-t load of money within a few minuits. o and as an added bonus it hurts like f-ck!!! but kinda fun when you first wake up…. cuz your stoned!!!
dentis: ok now count back from 100…
you: 99…98…. sleep……
dentis: o.k. boys lets get out the power tools this ones gonna be good.
miniuts later… wisdom teeth removed.
you: what happened and how the f-ck did i get my shoes on???
in the 18th century parents didnt have money to get teeth pulled for their children so they came up with a fable, that if you keep your teeth in and fight through the pain you would come out wiser.
oi, did you get those wisdom teeth pulled yet mate?
no, i want to keep my wisdom inside my head.
wisdom teeth are stupid and they never do what you want them to without putting you through agonies of pain
my wisdom teeth are killing me.
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