wisdom wank
never make a decision regarding a relationship while under a s-xual trance. rub one off and then decide on what to do about the girl who thinks that it “must be more than a booty call”
“i was going to date sheryl, but a good ol’ wisdom w-nk through that out the window”.
the act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.
bro, i wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom w-nk, i was fine.
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