wise monkey
someone that is usually very astute but reverts to a monkey like state whenever they consume alcohol.
carrie- “can i bring my friend john to the bbq?” chunkdaddy- “h-ll no! i don’t want that wise monkey f-ckin up any my sh-t.”
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