wiseGEEK


an ancient knowledge that believes, and lives by, the truth that most people on this earth are douchebags.

love all, trust a few.
only two things are infinite, the universe and wisegeek.

a wisegeek once said to me •i know not with what weapons world war iii will be fought, but world war iv will be fought with sticks and stones.

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  • Wisker Rub

    it’s the moustache rub’s little brother. a wisker rub occurs when a 5 o’clock shadow is used to provide s-xual favors to a woman’s private parts. hey jenny, chad gave me an epic wisker rub last night.

  • Withie

    the act of taking a picture of yourself and at least one other person. usually making a weird face and then posting it on a website such as facebook, twitter, or instagram. girl 1: what are you doing? girl 2: taking a selfie girl 1: can i join? girl 2: ya we can make it […]

  • with the quickness

    to do something in a quick or fast manner. it is the sole mission of speedy gonzales… the police were chasing me so i ran with the quickness. to hurry up to be somewhere or do something fast. i gotta stop and get cigs then i’ll be there with the quickness.

  • Wolffenbuttel

    t-tle given to a select few those short of paitence and strong of personality usaully pr-ne to anger and acts of aggression without cause, somewhat of a gentleman villian. t-tle must be bestowed by another wolffenb-ttel “veitch is the man he will make wolffenb-ttel soon” “who stole your pants?” “it was a wolffenb-ttel” “oh sh-tb-lls […]

  • Wonk Wonk

    another term for the male genetalia. (or p-n-s) if there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package. the sound made by the horn of gondor. horn of gondor: “wonk wonk!” legolas: “it’s the horn of gondor!!!!”


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